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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:10

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

-mwahh

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

My boyfriend has been separated from his wife for 5 years. Why won't he divorce her? Should this be a deal breaker?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]